even the essays i write sound sarcastic
Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.
'the fuck is that?'
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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
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So fucking accurate after a night out
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