HE TALKED TO ME
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
This bird doe. #macaw #bootyshake (at Cameron Park Zoo)
Apparently blowing your nose I’m receipts is not an option for @jcbeezy17 that she buys you a toilet paper roll a gas station.
Burning Man, Black Rock City
Let’s all go and get weird.
Dude me and my sister are really considering it
My life ambition is to be this woman when I’m 80.