February 2012
ITS MY BIRTHDAY! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
Does anyone sincerely like Akon? I mean, really?
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I can smell my feet from all the way up here
venusaurphobia:
“Damn, Africa, what happened?”
- Nelson Mandela, 1990
My Roommates when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
My mom to my little sister:
Mom: Christine! You're in the Northview News!
Christine: Woo..You know how many people read that shit mom?
Mom: Jesus reads it!!
The older I get the more cynical I become. But i...